The time has come! It's finally time to go back to college. Your first response will probably be screaming "Victory!" or singing "Reunited and it feels so good". Either answer is normal, but as far as it being socially acceptable? That depends on how cool your friends are...
You will also probably have an unexplainable desire to stay up all night, eat junk food at every waking hour of the day, and do everything your parents would find absolutely appalling all on your first day back. If you have a serious case of university desperation disorder, you also might have a strong urge to stuff your suitcase under the bed and continue to live out of it instead of hanging your clothes back in your closet. You rebel, you! In this case, I would recommend seeing a specialist.
Yes, it's exciting to be back "home" where matching clothes is overrated, sleep is for the weak, and trips to Walmart are a thrilling pastime...but you have a whole semester to do all of your favorite, questionable things. Don't try to jam-pack everything in one day. Or in one week, for that matter. Such jamming may produce an exhausted student who wishes for nothing but the "boring" days back under Mom and Pop's roof.
And heaven forbid you want that!
"Toto, we aren't in highschool anymore" - The Wizard of Oz? These not-so-professional lessons are for all of those college students who have pulled all-nighters just to fail the test, for those who have been locked out of their own dorm (rain, sleet, or snow is optional), or even for those who have called a professor "Mom". To all of you academics and fakers,grab a Red Bull and stay awhile. We both know you aren't finishing that essay tonight anyways. **Shirt and shoes are not required**
Saturday, January 14, 2012
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