Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Lesson 8: I'm so hood

Ever find yourself without a ride? Not all college students have their own set of wheels. Also, not everyone can say "set of wheels" and look cool while they do it. Approach such gangta phrases with caution. 

Anyway, when you are looking for a means of transportation, I would like to remind you of a new accessory to modern cars: the trunk! God made this handy device for carrying all sorts of items: including people! Warning: This action is illegal in exactly 21.543 states. But if you are looking to live life on the wild side, stuff your friends in the back like cargo. Nothing says BFF like a bumpy ride in the back of a smelly SUV...
Cause you be so hood, you be TRUNK