Lesson 6: Remembering How to Count

For all of you observant blog-readers, I did indeed skip lesson 6. While I could pretend such a mistake was purposeful and meaningful, it just wasnt. It's kind of like when you check your phone to see what time it is, then check it again because you weren't paying attention the first time. Except...I didn't check twice. So, the moral of this post? Check twice.
How does that relate to college, you ask? My, you ask the best questions...
1. Check twice before leaving your car on campus. Check the color of the lines you are parking in...white looks deceptively like purple in the dark. Frankly, your color blindness will not make your parking ticket void.
2. Check twice before drinking the milk in the fridge. It's too late when you are chomping down on the curdles of milk in your mouth to realize the expiration date was 2011 not 2012. Check it.
3. Check twice before you throw a textbook in your bag. Your spanish professor may not be very understanding when you lay a "Quantitative Reasoning" book on your desk. Wrong foreign language, folks. Check twice.
There are so many more instances I could think of, but honestly, I prefer lists that contain only three elements. Booyah.
One further note...when counting, don't skip six. It just makes you look stupid. FAIL.
Sincerely,

The girl who skipped six.