Thursday, May 31, 2012

Lesson 11: H.A.G.S!

"I'm just a little drunk on you and high on summertime". Thank you, Luke Bryan for singing the lyrics to what girls around the world will be naming their facebook albums for summer 2012. It may not be original, but dadgum, it's cute. And that's what summer is all about, right?
Summer is also the only time you can get away with posting pictures of yourself half- neckid (that't my accent coming out when I express the concept of "going without clothing and revealing one's body"). 
Yup, I'm talking to you Miss "Tanning...Summer12 <3" post on facebook. Seriously ladies, posting pictures of your legs glistening by the pool or a little looksie down your torso with a tiny pool in the background? I take it back, not even summertime is an excuse for that. Stay classy, not trashy, my friends.
But on a real note, summer is a great time to kick back and relax, forget about college for a few months. Toss the books in the trash and grab your matches. ACTUALLY, wait! Those things were expensive...so instead, rip off some unsuspecting freshman and sell your old text at ridiculously high prices! All the cool kids are doing it. Fosho. (That's a combination of for and sure, for you suburban white parents out there)
HAGS!!! (Acronym for "have a great summer", fifth grade yearbook style)

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